Russ Green

Ask me anything   Writer. Comedian. Husband. Father. Reared on the Black Diaspora and Disney movies. Go Green.

twitter.com/russ_jokes:

    "Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you."
    Dream Hampton (via fawun)

    (Source: 31chainz, via neonnubian)

    — 18 hours ago with 15521 notes

    fierrrrrrce:

    Always good to know.

    Know thy enemy.

    (Source: lilithdiana, via lovelykeba)

    — 1 day ago with 10876 notes
    beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

    beckie0:

    simfected:

    maythedownforcebewithyou:

    myurlistoolong:

    thefrogman:

    A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

    HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

    “oh see there you go son”

    BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

    “See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

    Woah.

    (Source: deadmutation, via jerkcules)

    — 2 days ago with 143990 notes